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You immediately scatter to check. Your heart is beating rapidly inside your chest as you scroll through the page.
Many interviews clog up the majority of the page, and you are becoming discouraged as the scroll bar lessens and lessens. Where are the VA’s?
There is it. At the very bottom, a list of names. But, what is this? Your heart stops. Your breath hitches. You cannot even see any other names. Because you feared this more than anything.
There he is.
“Duck President George Ace : Vic Mignogna”